December 2009
“You, Beloved, who are all
the gardens I have ever gazed at,
longing. An open...”
– You Who Never Arrived, Rainer Maria Rilke (via dialogues)
mouthfullofgommy:
goodnightvenom:
clientsfromhell:
Client: Can you un-blur the background on this photo?
Me: Unblur?
Client: Yeah, I want the whole image to be super sharp. I don’t particularly care for that whole deep field thing you keep telling me about.
Me: You mean depth of field?
Client: Yeah, whatever. Just unblur it.
Me: That’s impossible.
Client: I’ve seen it done on CSI.
“Dressing up. People just don’t do it anymore. We have to change that.”
– John Galliano (via kissmycouture) (via fauxnoir)
“We live our lives, do whatever we do, and then we sleep. It’s as simple and...”
– The Hours, Michael Cunningham (via dialogues)
“You know how they say, “you can’t live without love”? Well, oxygen is even more...”
– House MD. (via bookfromabox) (via coffeeandlipstick) (via thelafamewhores)
“That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: ‘Wherever she went,...”
– Dorothy Parker (via fuckyeahdotparker) (via dialogues)
clientsfromhell:
Client: We are not moving forward with the project, the shopping cart doesn’t meet our needs.
Me: Ok there is still a balance due on the project that needs to be paid.
Client: We don’t see it that way, so we aren’t going to pay.
Me: Completed work does need to be paid for.
Client: Again, we don’t see it that way.
